One for 'The Birds': Wild Turkeys Attack Humans in Suburbia In April, Mr Millington was riding his dirt bike down a narrow trail in Norman, Okla., when he stopped before a flock of wild turkeys. The hens scattered, but two toms flared their feathers and stalked toward him. Then they suddenly leapt in the air, beat Mr. Millington with their wings and tried to scratch him with the sharp spurs on the backs of their legs. Mr. Millington frantically revved his bike's motor. Thirty yards down the trail he looked back. "They were running after me," says the 46-year-old property manager. "That was kind of spooky." As Americans prepare to eat some 46 million domestic turkeys slaughtered for Thanksgiving, their wild cousins are fighting back. The explosion of the wild turkey population to nearly seven million from just 30,000 in the 1930s has put a growing number of humans in the face of angry gobblers. Patricia Huckery, a Massachusetts Wildlife Department district manager in Acton, west of Boston, says she has gotten 25 calls this year for advice on coping with aggressive turkeys. Last year in Cranford, N.J., a letter carrier killed a turkey with a stick after complaining to police that a flock of turkeys wouldn't let him out of his delivery truck. In Pennsylvania's Montgomery County, wildlife conservation officer Chris Heil says he has had to kill 42 turkeys this year in response to complaints about behavior ranging from attacking a child on a tricycle to scratching cars. Many bird lovers pooh-pooh stories of threatening behavior..... Tom turkeys in suburban woods can be 4 feet tall, weigh 25 pounds and run 20 miles per hour for short bursts. Mr. Cardoza, a turkey expert from the Massachusetts Wildlife Agency advises people to show the birds who's boss. One tip is to carry an umbrella to poke at the turkey. Ms. Huckery tells people to "get your broom and swat the turkey away." Other tips for discouraging turkeys include spraying them with a garden hose, yelling and banging pots and pans, and having a dog in the backyard. Lovett Williams, a Florida biologist, recalls that when he raised wild turkeys, he sometimes had to establish dominance by grabbing an obnoxious bird around the neck and holding it on the ground so it couldn't scratch with its spurs. "I'd slap him like they do on the Three Stooges," he says. "Then they'd wobble around and run off." Peter Fagan, a charter boat fisherman from Montauk, N.Y., encountered a large tom near his home last spring. Mr. Fagan, who hunts turkeys in the Catskills, says he went out near his home, where turkey hunting is forbidden, to practice his turkey-calling technique. While he was setting up a video camera on a tripod, a tom walked by and buried a spur in his knee, penetrating his thick canvas hunting pants. Mr. Fagan says he didn't want to hurt the bird so he pushed him away and kept filming as the bird jumped at him again and again. Finally, Mr. Fagan made a cellphone call to a friend and the turkey, apparently alarmed at hearing the other voice, stalked away..... Last month, jogging on a back road in Massachusetts' Berkshire hills, Betsy Kosheff passed a farmers' field where farm-raised wild turkeys were pecking for grain. Suddenly about 30 of them took off after Ms. Kosheff, who has a public-relations firm in West Stockbridge, Mass. "It was like that scene in 'The Birds' except there was no phone booth," says Ms. Kosheff, referring to the famous refuge in the Alfred Hitchcock movie. A passing friend stopped her pickup truck and Ms. Kosheff ran around it several times. The turkeys kept up the chase, although she says "they were too stupid to split up or change directions" to trap her. Finally, Ms. Kosheff got in the truck, where, she says, her friend "was laughing so hard she almost choked on her Dunkin' Donut." (Original article appeared in THE WALL STREET JOURNAL November 23, 2005; Page A1, By WILLIAM M. BULKELEY) I guess revenge is sometimes sweet - if you are a turkey. Let's hope that pigeons don't come out on the side of chickens. With 52 billion slaughtered for meat every year, you will have to carry an umbrella for a completely different reason.  |